These are some of the awkward reasons some women have given for cheating on their partners which sometimes are true.
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For some women, cheating is really easy and something they cannot
resist. However, others do not see it as such. For those who cheat, they
make up different excuses for it. Here are some of the reasons some
women have given for cheating on their partners according to Uncle Chim
Tuna via Mpasho.
1. He complimented my new weave
The diabolical scheme gets set into motion simply because another
man complimented their hair -I believe they call this “paying
attention”.
Apparently this is more an issue with Nairobi lasses. And I have to
come out to defend my nephews on this one: the only man who should
notice and compliment your hair is a gay hairdresser called Kariz!
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2. He gave me a lift in his car
Nairobi lasses are the biggest culprits of this. They actually get
swept off their feet by boys driving Blue Subarus -no Njoki Chege. You
cannot tell me you have never heard of the way lads that drive bag poon.
It has gotten to the point that when a lad buys a car, Nairobi fuckboys
tell him, “Si utakufa na ukedi sasa?!” as a form of congratulation.
And true to form, Kenyan women will do damn near anything to pull
up at some club in a car. And don’t get me started on what they will do
for a slice of pizza if any is offered!
3. We connected emotionally
Pfft! I connect on an emotional level with my barber… Doesn’t mean I am trying to jump his bones. He just gets my hairline!
4. Bad sex
What is this animal called “bad sex”? Uncle Chim Tuna needs all the
lasses to listen up. IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO DERIVE AS MUCH
PLEASURE FROM SEX AS YOU CAN. I will arrive, share in the best 5 minutes
of your life roll over and sleep. I am done.
If that isn’t what you want, prepare thyself! Otherwise mate ndio tutatumia. Kubaff!
5. Woiyee sex
One dastardly member of the female gender in our office actually
said women will give away the poon you paid dowry for out of that
“woiye” feeling. They pity a man and give him some as a pick-me-upper! I
need 5 minutes to compose myself as I sobbed ever so uncontrollably.
If I ever found out that this is why my woman cheated on me, I
would kill every last one of the goats, chicken and cows I paid as dowry
that still live in her parents’ boma. Every. Last. One.
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