So Hilarious: Robert Mugabe Quotes Trend on Social Media

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 "Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how".

"Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.

They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two idiots will say "Boss how far?"

"Any nation that makes a lot of noise like Nigeria deserves a deaf president".

"Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.."

"It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire."

"No s*x before marriage??? If that was God's plan you would receive your p*nis or Vag*na on your wedding day."

"Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*"

"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me..."

"Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who texts you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella - "

"Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?

Mugabe: I will take money

Obama: But I will go for wisdom

Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks."